Once upon a time there was a women that was about to have triplets. In her stomach the babies were talking to each other. The first baby says “I want to be a plumber, because there is so much water in here”. The second baby says “I want to be an electrician because it is…
The woman looked at her shyly and asked is this grandson’s restaurant? The people in the dinning hall began to whisper and giggle. The hostess looked at the woman with a pitiful look you’re right. This is. What do you want madam? Immediately call the administrator! Shouted one of the disgruntled visitors, I booked a…
A poorly dressed woman entered a fancy restaurant. All the customers looked at her with scorn. The woman was wearing a ragged old dress and had a sloppy look. The hostess immediately ran up to her not even trying to hide her disgust. “Madam you have probably mistaken the place for somewhere else.” All she…
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At the start of this video, a young man named Dakota Striplin begins to sing and play guitar with the voice of an angel. A judge immediately turns around her chair and puts her hand on her heart. Suddenly, another judge says, “I need to see what’s going on here” and flips her chair. At…
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You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities, such as scars and so forth.” So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew it after about two seconds. “Now,” he said, “did you notice any distinguishing features about this man ?” The blonde immediately…
Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol.The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, “So y’all want to be cops, huh?” The blondes all nodded. The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a folder. Sitting back down, he…
Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch. First Bull: “Ive been here five years. Im not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows.” Second Bull: “Ive been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows. Im keeping all my cows.” Third Bull: “Ive only been…
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Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist gets up, walks around the desk, and after asking the wife to stand, he embraces and kisses her long and passionately as her husband watches with a raised eyebrow. The woman shuts up and quietly sits down as though in a daze. The…
After thirty years of marriage a husband and wife go for counselling.When asked what the problem is, the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on she goes: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable— an entire laundry…
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A little old couple in their eighties was sitting on the couch watching the Playboy movie channel. He looked at her and asked, “Do you think we can still do that?” “Well, we can sure try!” she answered. So they shuffled off to the bedroom. He went into the bathroom to get ready and she…
