Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol.The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, “So y’all want to be cops, huh?” The blondes all nodded. The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a folder. Sitting back down, he…
Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch. First Bull: “Ive been here five years. Im not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows.” Second Bull: “Ive been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows. Im keeping all my cows.” Third Bull: “Ive only been…
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Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist gets up, walks around the desk, and after asking the wife to stand, he embraces and kisses her long and passionately as her husband watches with a raised eyebrow. The woman shuts up and quietly sits down as though in a daze. The…
After thirty years of marriage a husband and wife go for counselling.When asked what the problem is, the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on she goes: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable— an entire laundry…
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A little old couple in their eighties was sitting on the couch watching the Playboy movie channel. He looked at her and asked, “Do you think we can still do that?” “Well, we can sure try!” she answered. So they shuffled off to the bedroom. He went into the bathroom to get ready and she…
11pm that night, he comes into the living room and begins to make passionate love to his new wife. Once they finish up, he once again excuses himself and goes back to bed. The young woman is so exhausted, that she falls asleep right there on the couch. 1am that same night, he comes into…
They go on their honeymoon to beautiful, picturesque Venice, Italy. After a day of sightseeing, they return to their hotel. He turns to his young bride and says “Honey, I’m tired after all this excitement. I’m going to go to bed. See you in the morning.” She say ok, and off he goes to bed,…
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My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who was camping it up outrageously. He seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us: ”Captain Marvey has asked me to announce…
A gay flight attendant had a very interesting way of dealing with a snobbish passenger who refused to put their tray up for landing. This woman was asked to raise her tray by the flight-attendant but she didn’t budge and instead spoke condescendingly. You’ll never guess what he said.
Perry was candid about his battles with addiction and alcoholism but had been working towards a healthier life. He aspired to be remembered for helping others combat addiction, not just his acting. His Friends castmates attended his private funeral at Forest Memorial Park in LA. Their joint statement expressed their devastation and emphasized their bond,…
