An old lady is speeding down a highway, when she spots a police officer with a speed gun.
The officer motions for her to pull over, then approaches up and asks her, smiling: “What’s the rush?” “I’m late for work.” “Sure,” the officer replies, “What do you do?” “I’m a rectal distender.” “A what?” A rectal distender? “What exactly is that?” “Well, you see, I start with one finger, then another,…