My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who was camping it up outrageously. He seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.<\/p>\n
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us:<\/p>\n
\u201dCaptain Marvey has asked me to announce that he\u2019ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.\u201d On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed an extremely well-dressed and exotic young woman hadn\u2019t moved a muscle. \u201cPerhaps you didn\u2019t hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your tray, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.\u201d She calmly turned her head and said, \u201cIn my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.\u201d To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat: \u201cWell, sweet-cheeks, in my country I\u2019m called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, Bitch.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who was camping it up outrageously. He seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us: \u201dCaptain Marvey has asked me to announce…<\/p>\n