{"id":10141,"date":"2024-05-02T10:47:40","date_gmt":"2024-05-02T10:47:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=10141"},"modified":"2024-05-02T10:47:40","modified_gmt":"2024-05-02T10:47:40","slug":"three-bulls-heard-the-rancher-was-bringing-another-bull-onto-the-ranch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=10141","title":{"rendered":"Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch."},"content":{"rendered":"

Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch.\u00a0\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

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First Bull: \u201cIve been here five years. Im not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows.\u201d\u00a0\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Second Bull: \u201cIve been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows. Im keeping all my cows.\u201d\u00a0\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Third Bull: \u201cIve only been here a year, and so far, you guys have only let me have 10 cows. I may not be as big as you fellows, but Im keeping all 10 of my cows.\u201d\u00a0\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Just then an 18-wheeler pulls up in the pasture carrying the biggest bull theyve ever seen.\u00a0 \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

At 4,700 pounds, each step he takes strains the steel ramp.\u00a0 First Bull: \u201cI think I can spare a few cows for our new friend.\u201d\u00a0\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Second Bull: \u201cI actually have too many cows to take care of. I can spare a few. Im certainly not looking for an argument.\u201d\u00a0\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

They look over at the third bull and find him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns and snorting.\u00a0\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

First Bull: \u201cSon, dont be foolish, let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it.\u201d\u00a0\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Third Bull: \u201cHell, he can have all my cows. Im just making sure he knows Im a bull.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch.\u00a0\u00a0 First Bull: \u201cIve been here five years. Im not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows.\u201d\u00a0\u00a0 Second Bull: \u201cIve been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows. Im keeping all my cows.\u201d\u00a0\u00a0 Third Bull: \u201cIve only been…<\/p>\n

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