{"id":10162,"date":"2024-05-02T10:55:06","date_gmt":"2024-05-02T10:55:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=10162"},"modified":"2024-05-02T10:55:35","modified_gmt":"2024-05-02T10:55:35","slug":"a-husband-and-wife-are-in-church","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=10162","title":{"rendered":"A Husband and Wife are in church"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>A Husband and Wife are in church listening to a very long and drawn out sermon<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>After quite a bit of time, the wife gets tired and dozes off.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>The husband notices this and goes to poke her with his finger to wake her up.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>At the same time, the priest asks a question to the audience.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cWho freed the slaves from Egypt?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cGOD\u201d Exclaimed the wife to the husband, very irritated at being woken up.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=10165\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-10013 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Readmore-1-1-1-1-3.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"67\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Husband and Wife are in church listening to a very long and drawn out sermon After quite a bit of time, the wife gets tired and dozes off. The husband notices this and goes to poke her with his finger to wake her up. At the same time, the priest asks a question to&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=10162\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;A Husband and Wife are in church&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10163,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10162"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10162"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10162\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10167,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10162\/revisions\/10167"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/10163"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}