{"id":10165,"date":"2024-05-02T10:55:16","date_gmt":"2024-05-02T10:55:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=10165"},"modified":"2024-05-02T10:55:16","modified_gmt":"2024-05-02T10:55:16","slug":"10165","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=10165","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Some time later and the wife once again dozes off. This time the husband goes to wake her up right as the priest asks:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cWho gave their life for our sins?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cJESUS CHRIST\u201d Snapped the wife, once again\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>irked at being awoken by a jab from the husband.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>The sermon continues and, as is no surprise, the wife dozes off once more.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Again the husband notices and pokes her to wake her up as the priest asks:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cWhat did Eve say to Adam after they had their last child?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cI SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU POKE ME WITH THAT THING ONE MORE TIME IM GOING TO TAKE IT AND SNAP IT IN HALF<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some time later and the wife once again dozes off. This time the husband goes to wake her up right as the priest asks: \u201cWho gave their life for our sins?\u201d \u201cJESUS CHRIST\u201d Snapped the wife, once again\u00a0 irked at being awoken by a jab from the husband. The sermon continues and, as is no&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=10165\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10165"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10165"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10165\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10166,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10165\/revisions\/10166"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10165"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10165"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10165"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}