{"id":10171,"date":"2024-05-02T10:58:53","date_gmt":"2024-05-02T10:58:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=10171"},"modified":"2024-05-02T10:58:53","modified_gmt":"2024-05-02T10:58:53","slug":"funny-joke-%e2%80%a3-dear-jack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=10171","title":{"rendered":"Funny Joke \u2023 Dear Jack"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>A soldier stationed abroad recently received a letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p><strong>\u201cDear Jack,<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you\u2019ve been gone, and it\u2019s not fair to either of us. I\u2019m sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Love,<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Becky\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends. In addition to the picture of Becky \u2026\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Jack included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope\u2026. along with this note:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cDear Becky,<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>I\u2019m so sorry, but I can\u2019t quite remember who the hell you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Take Care,<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Jack.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A soldier stationed abroad recently received a letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows: \u201cDear Jack, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you\u2019ve been gone, and it\u2019s not fair to either of&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=10171\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Funny Joke \u2023 Dear Jack&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10172,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10171"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10171"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10171\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10173,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10171\/revisions\/10173"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/10172"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10171"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10171"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10171"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}