{"id":10229,"date":"2024-05-02T21:51:47","date_gmt":"2024-05-02T21:51:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=10229"},"modified":"2024-05-02T21:51:47","modified_gmt":"2024-05-02T21:51:47","slug":"little-johnny-asks-his-mother-about-her-chest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=10229","title":{"rendered":"Little Johnny Asks His Mother About Her Chest."},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says,<\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cMom, what are those things on your chest!?\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.<\/li>\n<li>Johnny didn\u2019t forget.<\/li>\n<li>The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says,<\/li>\n<li>\u201cWhy Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she\u2019ll float to heaven.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>Johnny thinks that\u2019s neat and asks no more questions.<\/li>\n<li>A few weeks later, Johnny\u2019s\u2019 dad comes home from work a few hours early.<\/li>\n<li>Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically,<\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cDaddy! Daddy! Mommy\u2019s dying!!\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>His father says,<\/li>\n<li>\u201cCalm down son! Why do you think Mommy\u2019s dying?\u201d<\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cUncle Harry is blowing up Mommy\u2019s\u2019 balloons and she\u2019s screaming, \u201cOh God, I\u2019m coming!\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, \u201cMom, what are those things on your chest!?\u201d Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten. Johnny didn\u2019t forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=10229\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Little Johnny Asks His Mother About Her Chest.&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10230,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10229"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10229"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10229\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10231,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10229\/revisions\/10231"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/10230"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10229"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10229"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10229"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}