A married couple is cruising down the highway at 60 mph.<\/p>\n
The wife is driving. Her husband looks at her and says, \u201cthe marriage has been going for thirty years, but I want a divorce.\u201d<\/p>\n
The wife says nothing, just keeps looking at the road, but slowly raises her speed to 65 mph.<\/p>\n
\u201cI don\u2019t want you to stop me,\u201d The husband explains, \u201cbecause I\u2019ve had an affair with your best friend, and she is way better in bed than you!\u201d Keeping calm, the wife grips the steering wheel more tightly as she slowly increases the speed to 75. He pushes his luck. \u201cI wanna have the house!\u201d he shouts\u2026 Up to 80. \u201cAnd the car, too!\u201d he adds. 85 mph. \u201cAnd I\u2019ll have all the credit cards, the bank accounts, and the boat!\u201d She starts steering the car towards a substantial concrete bridge. Getting anxious, the husband asks her, \u201cDo you want anything??\u201d The wife responds in a soft, calm voice. \u201cNo, I\u2019ve got all I need,\u201d she says. \u201cOh, yeah? \u201d he asks, \u201cso, what do you have?\u201d Just before they crash into the wall at 85 mph, the wife turns to him and grins. \u201cThe airbag.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A married couple is cruising down the highway at 60 mph. The wife is driving. Her husband looks at her and says, \u201cthe marriage has been going for thirty years, but I want a divorce.\u201d The wife says nothing, just keeps looking at the road, but slowly raises her speed to 65 mph. \u201cI don\u2019t…<\/p>\n