{"id":10514,"date":"2024-05-08T10:14:09","date_gmt":"2024-05-08T10:14:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=10514"},"modified":"2024-05-08T10:14:09","modified_gmt":"2024-05-08T10:14:09","slug":"a-blonde-walked-into-an-electronics-store","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=10514","title":{"rendered":"A blonde walked into an electronics store"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde walked into an electronics store and said to the salesmen: \u201cI want that tv.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p>The salesperson shook his head and said, \u201cNo, we don\u2019t sell to blondes.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>So the blonde left and came back with her hair dyed brown and said: \u201cI\u2019ll take that tv.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Again the salesman said: \u201cNo, we don\u2019t sell to blondes.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>So she left again and came back with her hair dyed black and said: \u201cI want that tv.\u201d<br \/>\nBut the salesman still said: \u201cNo, we don\u2019t sell to blondes.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Finally the blonde got fed up and said,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s it! How\u2019d you know I was a blonde?!\u201d she asked.<\/p>\n<p>The salesman answered: \u201cCause that\u2019s a microwave.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde walked into an electronics store and said to the salesmen: \u201cI want that tv.\u201d The salesperson shook his head and said, \u201cNo, we don\u2019t sell to blondes.\u201d So the blonde left and came back with her hair dyed brown and said: \u201cI\u2019ll take that tv.\u201d Again the salesman said: \u201cNo, we don\u2019t sell&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=10514\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;A blonde walked into an electronics store&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10515,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10514"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10514"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10514\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10516,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10514\/revisions\/10516"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/10515"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10514"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10514"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10514"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}