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Little Johnny comes home from school with a black eye<\/p>\n

Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye.His father sees it and says, \u201cJohnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cBut Dad, it wasn`t my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers.<\/p>\n

We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her back.<\/p>\n

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Little Johnny comes home from school with a black eye Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye.His father sees it and says, \u201cJohnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?\u201d \u201cBut Dad, it wasn`t my fault. We were all in church saying…<\/p>\n

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