I reached over and pulled it out. That`s when she hit me!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cJohnny,\u201d the father said. \u201cYou don`t do those kind of things to women.\u201d<\/p>\n
Sure enough, the very next day Johnny came home with the other eye black and blue.<\/p>\n
Johnny`s father said, \u201cJohnny, I thought we had a talk!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cBut Dad,\u201d Johnny said, \u201cIt wasn`t my fault. There we were in church saying our prayers.
\nWe all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her back.<\/p>\n
Then Bob, who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out.<\/p>\n
Now I know she doesn`t like this, so I pushed it back in!\u201d<\/p>\n
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I reached over and pulled it out. That`s when she hit me!\u201d \u201cJohnny,\u201d the father said. \u201cYou don`t do those kind of things to women.\u201d Sure enough, the very next day Johnny came home with the other eye black and blue. Johnny`s father said, \u201cJohnny, I thought we had a talk!\u201d \u201cBut Dad,\u201d Johnny said,…<\/p>\n