{"id":10547,"date":"2024-05-08T10:25:56","date_gmt":"2024-05-08T10:25:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=10547"},"modified":"2024-05-08T10:26:15","modified_gmt":"2024-05-08T10:26:15","slug":"three-italian-nuns-die-and-go-to-heaven","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=10547","title":{"rendered":"Three Italian Nuns Die And Go To Heaven"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven, where they are met at the Perly Gates by St. Peter.He says, \u201cLadies, you all led such wonderful lives,that I\u2019m granting you six months to go back to Earth and be anyone you want.\u201dThe first nun says, \u201cI want-a to be Sophia Loren\u201d and *poof!* she\u2019s gone.<\/p>\n<p>The second says, \u201cI want-a to be Madonna\u201d and *poof!* she\u2019s gone.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=10550\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-10394 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Readmore-1-1-1-1-1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"67\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven, where they are met at the Perly Gates by St. Peter.He says, \u201cLadies, you all led such wonderful lives,that I\u2019m granting you six months to go back to Earth and be anyone you want.\u201dThe first nun says, \u201cI want-a to be Sophia Loren\u201d and *poof!* she\u2019s gone&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=10547\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Three Italian Nuns Die And Go To Heaven&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10548,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10547"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10547"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10547\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10552,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10547\/revisions\/10552"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/10548"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10547"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10547"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10547"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}