{"id":10559,"date":"2024-05-08T10:29:20","date_gmt":"2024-05-08T10:29:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=10559"},"modified":"2024-05-08T10:29:53","modified_gmt":"2024-05-08T10:29:53","slug":"little-girl-kept-falling-asleep-in-catholic-school","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=10559","title":{"rendered":"Little Girl Kept Falling Asleep In Catholic School"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through the class.One day the Nun called on her while she was sleeping. \u201cTell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>When Mary Margaret didn\u2019t stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. \u201cGod Almighty!\u201d shouted Mary Margaret.<\/p>\n<p>The Nun said, \u201cVery good\u201d and continued teaching her class. A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, \u201cWho is our Lord and Savior?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=10562\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-10394 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Readmore-1-1-1-1-1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"67\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through the class.One day the Nun called on her while she was sleeping. \u201cTell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?\u201d When Mary Margaret didn\u2019t stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her took his pencil and jabbed her&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=10559\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Little Girl Kept Falling Asleep In Catholic School&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10560,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10559"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10559"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10559\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10564,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10559\/revisions\/10564"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/10560"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10559"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10559"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10559"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}