{"id":10628,"date":"2024-05-09T10:49:02","date_gmt":"2024-05-09T10:49:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=10628"},"modified":"2024-05-09T10:49:02","modified_gmt":"2024-05-09T10:49:02","slug":"funny-joke-%e2%80%a3-drunken-lady","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=10628","title":{"rendered":"Funny Joke \u2023 Drunken Lady"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A Man and His Wife Are at a Restaurant and the Husband Keeps Staring at an Old Drunken Lady Swigging Her Gin at a Nearby Table.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p>His Wife Asks, \u201cDo You Know Her?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes,\u201d Sighs the Husband.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cShe\u2019s My Ex-wife.<\/p>\n<p>She Took to Drinking Right after We Divorced Seven Years Ago, and I Hear She Hasn\u2019t Been Sober Since.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMy God!\u201d Says the Wife.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWho Would Think a Person Could Go on Celebrating That Long?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Man and His Wife Are at a Restaurant and the Husband Keeps Staring at an Old Drunken Lady Swigging Her Gin at a Nearby Table. His Wife Asks, \u201cDo You Know Her?\u201d \u201cYes,\u201d Sighs the Husband. \u201cShe\u2019s My Ex-wife. She Took to Drinking Right after We Divorced Seven Years Ago, and I Hear She&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=10628\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Funny Joke \u2023 Drunken Lady&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10629,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10628"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10628"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10628\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10630,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10628\/revisions\/10630"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/10629"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}