Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question,<\/p>\n
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\u201cJohnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNone,\u201d replied Johnny, \u201ccause the rest would fly away.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, the answer is four,\u201d said the teacher, \u201cbut I like the way you\u2019re thinking.\u201d<\/p>\n
Little Johnny says,<\/p>\n
\u201cI have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, \u201cJohnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?\u201d \u201cNone,\u201d replied Johnny, \u201ccause the rest would fly away.\u201d \u201cWell, the answer is four,\u201d said…<\/p>\n
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