Just shy of three weeks into the season, the uber-wokers of the Left have mired the National Anthem once again in one of their lame controversies. They can\u2019t seem to grasp that when it comes time for a sporting event, there\u2019s no room for anything but our country\u2019s authentic, Congressionally-sanctioned National Anthem.<\/p>\n
Instead, they want to sing other songs that some people also refer to as the national anthem, which is a complete slap in the face to anyone who served in the armed forces.<\/p>\n
NFL owners, however, after a unanimous vote, made it clear that their stadiums would play only one National Anthem: The Star Spangled Banner.<\/p>\n
\u201cThere\u2019s no room for that kind of division,\u201d said League Superintendant Joe Barron, \u201cwhat we need is to focus on America and never mind anything else.\u201d<\/p>\n
ALLOD Sportsball Analyst Tara Newhole said the rule doesn\u2019t make a lot of sense, since a lot of stadiums also play \u201cGod Bless America\u201d as a warmup song. There\u2019s typically a special guest artist for big games.<\/p>\n
\u201cThat ends now,\u201d said Barron, \u201cWe need to stop giving in to these libtards and starting owning them more. USA! USA! USA!\u201d Newhole says she\u2019s fairly certain Joe was into the really good scotch before he called in.<\/p>\n
At any rate, so ends the latest battle in the culture wars. Yet another point for team \u201cI pray it\u2019s true.\u201d God Bless America.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Just shy of three weeks into the season, the uber-wokers of the Left have mired the National Anthem once again in one of their lame controversies. They can\u2019t seem to grasp that when it comes time for a sporting event, there\u2019s no room for anything but our country\u2019s authentic, Congressionally-sanctioned National Anthem. Instead, they want…<\/p>\n