{"id":12375,"date":"2024-06-03T18:49:08","date_gmt":"2024-06-03T18:49:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=12375"},"modified":"2024-06-03T18:49:08","modified_gmt":"2024-06-03T18:49:08","slug":"a-gorgeous-drunken-lady-swigging-her-gin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=12375","title":{"rendered":"A gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"has-small-font-size\"><strong>A man and his wife are at a high school reunion. The husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table, glass after glass. His wife turns to him and asks, \u201cDo you know her?\u201d\u2018Yes,\u201d sighs the husband. \u201cShe\u2019s my ex-wife.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\">\n<p class=\"has-small-font-size\"><strong>He explains, \u201cShe took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn\u2019t been sober since.\u201d \u201cMy God!\u201d exclaims the wife,.. \u201cWho would think a person could go on celebrating for that long?!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-6\">\n<div id=\"M929791ScriptRootC1562743_018d5\">\n<div id=\"AdskeeperComposite1562743_018d5\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"mgbox\">\n<div class=\"mgheader\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man and his wife are at a high school reunion. The husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table, glass after glass. His wife turns to him and asks, \u201cDo you know her?\u201d\u2018Yes,\u201d sighs the husband. \u201cShe\u2019s my ex-wife.\u201d He explains, \u201cShe took to drinking right after&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=12375\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;A gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12375"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12375"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12375\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12377,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12375\/revisions\/12377"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12375"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12375"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12375"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}