{"id":12934,"date":"2024-06-28T14:30:05","date_gmt":"2024-06-28T14:30:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=12934"},"modified":"2024-06-28T14:30:05","modified_gmt":"2024-06-28T14:30:05","slug":"tim-decided-to-tie-the-knot-with-his-long-time-girlfriend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=12934","title":{"rendered":"Tim decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>George and His Neew wife \u2013 \u2026.<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"emoji\" role=\"img\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/s.w.org\/images\/core\/emoji\/15.0.3\/svg\/1f447.svg\" alt=\"\ud83d\udc47\" \/>Continue Reading Below In the first C0MMENT<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"emoji\" role=\"img\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/s.w.org\/images\/core\/emoji\/15.0.3\/svg\/1f447.svg\" alt=\"\ud83d\udc47\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Tim decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend.<br \/>\nOne evening, after the honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing equipment.<br \/>\nHis wife was standing nearby watching him.<br \/>\nAfter a long period of silence she finally speaks:<br \/>\n\u201cTim, I\u2019ve been thinking, now that we\u2019re married maybe it\u2019s time you quit golfing. You spend so much time on the course. You could probably get a good price for your clubs.\u201d<br \/>\nTim gets this horrified look on his face.<br \/>\nShe says, \u201cDarling, what\u2019s wrong?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cFor a minute there you were beginning to sound like my ex-wife.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cEx-wife!\u201d she screams,<br \/>\n\u201cI didn\u2019t know you were married before!\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cI wasn\u2019t,\u201d he replied.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>George and His Neew wife \u2013 \u2026.Continue Reading Below In the first C0MMENT Tim decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing equipment. His wife was standing nearby watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks: \u201cTim, I\u2019ve been thinking, now&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=12934\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Tim decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":12935,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12934"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12934"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12934\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12936,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12934\/revisions\/12936"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/12935"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12934"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12934"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12934"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}