{"id":13158,"date":"2024-07-02T10:27:06","date_gmt":"2024-07-02T10:27:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=13158"},"modified":"2024-07-02T10:27:48","modified_gmt":"2024-07-02T10:27:48","slug":"little-johnny-failed-his-mathematics-test-completely","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=13158","title":{"rendered":"Little Johnny failed his mathematics test completely."},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"has-small-font-size\"><strong>His grade was so terrible that his teacher called home to speak with his father. When he got home that afternoon, his father stood crossly at the doorway. \u201cWhy did you fail your math test?\u201d he inquired. Little Johnny shrugged and replied: \u201cMy teacher isn\u2019t very good.\u201d Johnny\u2019s father was astonished by his excuse and urged him to expand. \u201cWell, on Monday, my teacher said 3+5 = 8.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"has-small-font-size\"><a href=\"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=13159\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-12880 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Readmore-1-1-1-1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"67\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>His grade was so terrible that his teacher called home to speak with his father. When he got home that afternoon, his father stood crossly at the doorway. \u201cWhy did you fail your math test?\u201d he inquired. Little Johnny shrugged and replied: \u201cMy teacher isn\u2019t very good.\u201d Johnny\u2019s father was astonished by his excuse and&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=13158\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Little Johnny failed his mathematics test completely.&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":13162,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13158"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13158"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13158\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13163,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13158\/revisions\/13163"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13162"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13158"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13158"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13158"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}