{"id":14761,"date":"2024-07-21T13:22:05","date_gmt":"2024-07-21T13:22:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=14761"},"modified":"2024-07-21T13:22:05","modified_gmt":"2024-07-21T13:22:05","slug":"14761","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=14761","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>After an hour, he left. The following night the man was there again.Everyone was astounded that he had come for the third consecutive night, but he paid Penny and they went upstairs After their romp, Penny questioned the man. No-one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?\u201d she asked. man replied, \u201cSouth Carolina.\u201d \u201cReally?\u201d she said. \u201cI have family in South Carolina.\u201d \u201cI know,\u201d the man said. Your father died, and I am your sister\u2019s attorney.\u201d\u201dShe asked me to give you your $3,000 inheritance.\u201dThe moral of the story is that three things in life are certain: Death Taxes Being screwed by a lawyer<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After an hour, he left. The following night the man was there again.Everyone was astounded that he had come for the third consecutive night, but he paid Penny and they went upstairs After their romp, Penny questioned the man. No-one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?\u201d she&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=14761\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14761"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14761"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14761\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14762,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14761\/revisions\/14762"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14761"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14761"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14761"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}