I decided to build a wall for privacy. When the construction started, Dan stormed over. \u201cWhat the hell is this, Jimmy?\u201d he bellowed. \u201cJust a home improvement project,\u201d I smiled. His dogs came out, barking like crazy. \u201cCall off your mutts, Dan!\u201d I yelled. Dan wouldn\u2019t budge until I threatened with animal control.<\/p>\n
A few days later, I woke up to my backyard filled with garbage. Dan waved, \u201cLike your new landscaping?\u201d I called my friend Tyler to help me return the favor. We filled Dan\u2019s property with the trash, turning his yard into a junkyard.<\/p>\n
Dan\u2019s reaction was priceless. He shouted, \u201cJIMMY!\u201d but stopped when he saw my new security cameras. Since then, there\u2019s been a tense peace. \u201cGuess the shoe\u2019s on the other foot now, eh, Dan?\u201d I called out. He never messed with me again. Sometimes, you need to fight venom with venom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I decided to build a wall for privacy. When the construction started, Dan stormed over. \u201cWhat the hell is this, Jimmy?\u201d he bellowed. \u201cJust a home improvement project,\u201d I smiled. His dogs came out, barking like crazy. \u201cCall off your mutts, Dan!\u201d I yelled. Dan wouldn\u2019t budge until I threatened with animal control. A few…<\/p>\n