{"id":17284,"date":"2024-08-30T12:09:35","date_gmt":"2024-08-30T12:09:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=17284"},"modified":"2024-08-30T12:09:46","modified_gmt":"2024-08-30T12:09:46","slug":"a-young-woman-walks-into-a-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=17284","title":{"rendered":"A young woman walks into a bar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>A young woman walks into a bar and sits down next to a man wearing a cowboy hat. \u201cExcuse me sir but are you a real cowboy?\u201d The man says, \u201cWell I have a ranch and horses. I go to rodeos and raise cattle and other livestock, so yes I suppose I\u2019m a real cowboy.\u201d The woman says, \u201cWell I think I\u2019m a l<em>*sbian. Women are always on my mind whether.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>I\u2019m working eating driving or whatever its still the same. I cant get women off my mind. Yes I think I\u2019m a l<\/em>sbian.\u201d The young woman gets up and leaves the coffee shop. A short time later a young guy comes in and sits down next to the man and asks him, \u201cSir are you a real cowboy?\u201d To that the man replies, \u201cWell I always thought I was, but just a few minutes ago I found out l\u2019m a I*sbian!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A young woman walks into a bar and sits down next to a man wearing a cowboy hat. \u201cExcuse me sir but are you a real cowboy?\u201d The man says, \u201cWell I have a ranch and horses. I go to rodeos and raise cattle and other livestock, so yes I suppose I\u2019m a real cowboy.\u201d&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=17284\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;A young woman walks into a bar&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17284"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17284"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17284\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17288,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17284\/revisions\/17288"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17284"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17284"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17284"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}