{"id":3948,"date":"2024-02-20T17:43:24","date_gmt":"2024-02-20T17:43:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=3948"},"modified":"2024-02-20T17:44:17","modified_gmt":"2024-02-20T17:44:17","slug":"mom-my-boyfriend-invited-me-to-town","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=3948","title":{"rendered":"\u201cMom, my boyfriend invited me to town.\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cMy dear, he\u2019ll take you for a drink, then to a hotel, he\u2019ll caress you, take off your clothes, and he\u2019ll get on top of you to make love. If that happens, I\u2019ll DIE!\u201d The next day, the mom asks:<\/p>\n<p>How was it?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou were right, he took me to a hotel, caressed me, undressed me, and when he tried to get on top of me, I told him: \u2018NO CHANCE.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<div id=\"faith-1731320603\" class=\"faith-content_2\"><\/div>\n<p>\u201cWell done, my girl.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Four married men go fishing. After a while, each starts bragging:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou can\u2019t imagine what I had to do to come fishing! I promised my wife I\u2019d paint the whole house next weekend.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cShe didn\u2019t let me come until I promised to replace all the tiles around the pool.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=3951\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3760 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Readmore-3.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"67\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cMy dear, he\u2019ll take you for a drink, then to a hotel, he\u2019ll caress you, take off your clothes, and he\u2019ll get on top of you to make love. If that happens, I\u2019ll DIE!\u201d The next day, the mom asks: How was it?\u201d \u201cYou were right, he took me to a hotel, caressed me, undressed&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=3948\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;\u201cMom, my boyfriend invited me to town.\u201d&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3949,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3948"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3948"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3948\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3953,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3948\/revisions\/3953"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3949"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3948"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3948"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3948"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}