A guy was seated at the bar and gazing at his drink.
\nA large, troublesome biker approaches him, snatches the drink, and downs it in one gulp.
\nHe says menacingly, \u201cWell, what are you going to do about it?\u201d
\n\u201cCome on, man,\u201d he shouted at him.Then he said, \u201cI didn\u2019t expect you to cry. I cannot bear to see a man in tears.
\nThe man responded, \u201cThis is the worst day of my life; I am a total disaster. Due to my tardiness to a meeting, my supervisor fired me. When I arrived at the parking lot, I discovered that my car had been stolen, and I have no insurance. I forgot my wallet in the taxi home. The moment I discovered my wife with another man, my dog struck me.I continued, \u201cTherefore, I came to this bar to build up the courage to end it all, and I ordered a drink\u2026
\nI drop in a capsule and wait while the poison dissolves; then you arrive and drink the entire thing. However, enough about me; how is your day going?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A guy was seated at the bar and gazing at his drink. A large, troublesome biker approaches him, snatches the drink, and downs it in one gulp. He says menacingly, \u201cWell, what are you going to do about it?\u201d \u201cCome on, man,\u201d he shouted at him.Then he said, \u201cI didn\u2019t expect you to cry. I…<\/p>\n