{"id":9311,"date":"2024-04-24T21:57:01","date_gmt":"2024-04-24T21:57:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=9311"},"modified":"2024-04-24T21:57:19","modified_gmt":"2024-04-24T21:57:19","slug":"a-woman-passes-her-daughters-closed-bedroom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=9311","title":{"rendered":"A Woman Passes Her Daughter\u2019s Closed Bedroom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As a woman passes her daughter\u2019s closed bedroom door she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from inside.<\/p>\n<p>Opening the door, she saw her daughter with a vi\u201db\u2019r\u201da\u201dtor.<br \/>\nShocked, she asked: \u2018what in the world are you doing?\u2019<br \/>\nThe daughter replied:<br \/>\n\u2018 Mum, I\u2019m thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I\u2019ll ever get to a husband.<br \/>\nPlease, go away and leave me alone.\u2019<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=9315\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-9039 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Readmore-1-1-1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"67\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As a woman passes her daughter\u2019s closed bedroom door she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from inside. Opening the door, she saw her daughter with a vi\u201db\u2019r\u201da\u201dtor. Shocked, she asked: \u2018what in the world are you doing?\u2019 The daughter replied: \u2018 Mum, I\u2019m thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=9311\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;A Woman Passes Her Daughter\u2019s Closed Bedroom&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9313,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9311"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9311"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9311\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9317,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9311\/revisions\/9317"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9313"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9311"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9311"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9311"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}