The next day, the girl\u2019s father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door.
\nUpon entering the room, he saw his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.
\nHe asked her what she was doing,
\nThe daughter said:
\n\u2018 Dad I\u2019m thirty-five, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I\u2019ll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.\u2019
\nA couple of days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the living room.<\/p>\n
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The next day, the girl\u2019s father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he saw his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator. He asked her what she was doing, The daughter said: \u2018 Dad I\u2019m thirty-five, unmarried, and this thing is about as…<\/p>\n