He climbs the steps and rings the bell.<\/p>\n
The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, \u2018What may we do for you, my son?\u2019
\n\u2018He answers, \u2018I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business.
\n\u201dVery well, my son. Please follow me.\u2019<\/p>\n
He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented.
\nThe nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, \u2018Please knock on this door.
\nHe does as he is told and this door is answered by another nun in a long habit and holding a tin cup.
\nThis nun instructs, \u2018Please place $50 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway.\u2019<\/p>\n
He gets $50 out of his wallet and places it in the second nun\u2019s cup.
\nHe then trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him.
\nAs the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another small sign.
\nThe sign says \u2018Go in Peace. You Have Just Been Screwed by the Sisters of Mercy.\u2019<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, \u2018What may we do for you, my son?\u2019 \u2018He answers, \u2018I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business. \u201dVery well, my son. Please follow me.\u2019 He is…<\/p>\n