{"id":9454,"date":"2024-04-25T21:51:45","date_gmt":"2024-04-25T21:51:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=9454"},"modified":"2024-04-25T21:52:06","modified_gmt":"2024-04-25T21:52:06","slug":"dorothy-and-edna-two-elderly-widows-are-talking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=9454","title":{"rendered":"Dorothy and Edna, two elderly widows, are talking."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dorothy and Edna, two elderly widows, are talking.Dorothy:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer.\u201dEdna: \u201c<\/p>\n<p>Well, I\u2019ll warn you about what happened last week!He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 P.M, dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers!Then he takes me downstairs, and what\u2019s there but a luxury car\u2026 a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=9457\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-9343 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Readmore-1-1-1-1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"67\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dorothy and Edna, two elderly widows, are talking.Dorothy: &nbsp; \u201cThat nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer.\u201dEdna: \u201c Well, I\u2019ll warn you about what happened last week!He shows up&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=9454\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Dorothy and Edna, two elderly widows, are talking.&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9455,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9454"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9454"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9454\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9459,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9454\/revisions\/9459"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9455"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9454"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9454"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9454"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}