{"id":9460,"date":"2024-04-25T21:53:22","date_gmt":"2024-04-25T21:53:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=9460"},"modified":"2024-04-25T21:53:41","modified_gmt":"2024-04-25T21:53:41","slug":"ray-the-chicken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=9460","title":{"rendered":"Ray the chicken"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ray the chickenRay came home one night from a long day at work, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.<br \/>\nHe awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, \u2018You died in your sleep, Ray.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>Ray was stunned. \u2018I\u2019m dead? No, I can\u2019t be! I\u2019ve got too much to live for. Send me back!\u2019<br \/>\nSt. Peter said, \u2018I\u2019m sorry, but there\u2019s only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.\u2019<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=9463\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-9343 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Readmore-1-1-1-1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"67\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ray the chickenRay came home one night from a long day at work, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, \u2018You died in your sleep, Ray.\u2019 Ray was stunned. \u2018I\u2019m dead? No, I can\u2019t be! I\u2019ve got too much&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=9460\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Ray the chicken&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9461,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9460"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9460"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9460\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9465,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9460\/revisions\/9465"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9461"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9460"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9460"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9460"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}