Ray was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking and pecking the ground.
\nA rooster strolled past. \u2018So, you\u2019re the new hen, huh? How\u2019s your first day here?\u2019
\n\u2018Not bad,\u2019 replied Ray the hen, \u2018but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I\u2019m gonna explode!\u2019<\/p>\n
You\u2019re ovulating,\u2019 explained the rooster. \u2018Don\u2019t tell me you\u2019ve never laid an egg before?\u2019
\n\u2018Never,\u2019 said Ray.
\n\u2018Well, just relax and let it happen,\u2019 says the rooster. \u2018It\u2019s no big deal. He did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! He was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg \u2013 his joy was overwhelming.
\nAs he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard\u2026..
\n\u201cRay, wake up! You shit the bed!\u201d
\nGetting OLD just isn\u2019t what they said it would be!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Ray was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking and pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past. \u2018So, you\u2019re the new hen, huh? How\u2019s your first day here?\u2019 \u2018Not bad,\u2019 replied Ray the hen, \u2018but I have…<\/p>\n