Two elderly women were having a late lunch and a drink at a local pub one afternoon when Ethel noticed something funny about Mable\u2019s ear and said,
\n\u201cMable, did you know you\u2019ve got a suppository in your left ear?\u201d
\nMable answered,
\n\u201cI have? A suppository?\u201d She pulled it out and stared at it.
\nThen she said,
\n\u201cEthel, I\u2019m glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where my hearing aid is.\u201d
\n\u2013A Housewife Takes A Lover During The Day\u2013
\nA housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.
\nNot aware that 9-year-old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet.<\/p>\n
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Two elderly women were having a late lunch and a drink at a local pub one afternoon when Ethel noticed something funny about Mable\u2019s ear and said, \u201cMable, did you know you\u2019ve got a suppository in your left ear?\u201d Mable answered, \u201cI have? A suppository?\u201d She pulled it out and stared at it. Then she…<\/p>\n