Well, they are here, and you could have,\u201d explained the Manager. The Manager went on to explain that the couple could also have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. \u201cWe have the best entertainers from New York, Hollywood , and Las Vegas perform here,\u201d the Manager says.
\n\u201cBut we didn\u2019t go to any of those shows\u201d the husband said.
\n\u201cWell, we have them, and you could have.\u201d the Manager replied.
\nNo matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, the husband replied, \u201cBut we didn\u2019t use it!\u201d The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the husband
\ngave up and agreed to pay.
\nAs he didn\u2019t have the check book, he asked his wife to write the check. She did and gave it to the Manager. The Manager is surprised when he looks at
\nthe check. \u201cBut ma\u2019am, this is made out for only $50.00.\u201d
\n\u201cThat\u2019s correct. I charged you $300.00 for sleeping with me,\u201d she replied.
\n\u201cBut I didn\u2019t \u201d exclaims the Manager. \u201cWell, too bad, I was here, and you could have.\u201d
\nDon\u2019t mess with senior citizens\u2026They didn\u2019t get that age by being stupid!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Well, they are here, and you could have,\u201d explained the Manager. The Manager went on to explain that the couple could also have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. \u201cWe have the best entertainers from New York, Hollywood , and Las Vegas perform here,\u201d the Manager says. \u201cBut we…<\/p>\n