{"id":9514,"date":"2024-04-25T22:10:54","date_gmt":"2024-04-25T22:10:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=9514"},"modified":"2024-04-25T22:10:54","modified_gmt":"2024-04-25T22:10:54","slug":"a-blonde-and-milk-bath","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=9514","title":{"rendered":"A blonde and milk bath"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"has-small-font-size\"><strong>A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\">\n<div id=\"M943526ScriptRootC1588980_17e1b\">\n<div id=\"MarketGidComposite1588980_17e1b\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"mgbox card-media\">\n<div class=\"mgheader\">\n<p class=\"has-small-font-size\"><strong>He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons.So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, \u201cI found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?\u201d The blonde said, \u201cI want 25 gallons. I\u2019m going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again.\u201d The milkman asked, \u201cDo you want it pasteurized?\u201d The blonde said, \u201cNo, just up to my b**bs. I can splash it on my eyes.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons.So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=9514\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;A blonde and milk bath&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9515,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9514"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9514"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9514\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9516,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9514\/revisions\/9516"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9515"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9514"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9514"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9514"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}