{"id":9553,"date":"2024-04-26T22:46:23","date_gmt":"2024-04-26T22:46:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=9553"},"modified":"2024-04-26T22:46:44","modified_gmt":"2024-04-26T22:46:44","slug":"a-teacher-asks-the-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=9553","title":{"rendered":"A teacher asks the kids"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1 class=\"entry-title\">A teacher asks the kids<\/h1>\n<p><strong>A teacher asks the kids in her 5th grade class: \u2018What do you want to be when you grow up?\u2019 Little Larry says: \u2018I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana,<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=9557\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-9554 size-thumbnail\" src=\"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Readmore-1-1-1-1-1-150x67.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"67\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A teacher asks the kids A teacher asks the kids in her 5th grade class: \u2018What do you want to be when you grow up?\u2019 Little Larry says: \u2018I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=9553\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;A teacher asks the kids&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9555,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9553"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9553"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9553\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9559,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9553\/revisions\/9559"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9555"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9553"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9553"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9553"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}