{"id":9575,"date":"2024-04-26T22:54:54","date_gmt":"2024-04-26T22:54:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=9575"},"modified":"2024-04-26T22:54:54","modified_gmt":"2024-04-26T22:54:54","slug":"9575","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=9575","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Third guy:<\/strong>\u00a0<strong>\u201cMan, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her.\u201dThey continue to fish when they realised that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. \u201cYou haven\u2019t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What\u2019s the deal?\u00a0<\/strong><strong>Fourth guy: \u201cI just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, \u201cFishing or Sex\u201d and she said, \u201cWear sun-block.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Third guy:\u00a0\u201cMan, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her.\u201dThey continue to fish when they realised that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. \u201cYou haven\u2019t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=9575\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9575"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9575"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9575\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9576,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9575\/revisions\/9576"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9575"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9575"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9575"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}