The new maid<\/p>\n
A man hires a new maid and calls home to speak to his wife. The maid picks up.<\/p>\n
\u201cIs this the maid\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYes\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWell may I speak to my wife?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWell\u2026.she\u2019s in bwith a m<\/strong>\u201d<\/p>\n The husband is furious and tells the maid \u201cI want you to go into my desk, get my , and sho** the both of them\u201d<\/p>\n The husband hears the gunshots and the maid returns to the phone, telling him she shot both of them.<\/p>\n The husband says, \u201cNow I want you to take both bodies and throw them into the pool\u201d<\/p>\n The maid says, \u201cWhat pool???\u201d<\/p>\n The husband says, \u201cIs this 387-6476?\u201d<\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The new maid A man hires a new maid and calls home to speak to his wife. The maid picks up. \u201cIs this the maid\u201d \u201cYes\u201d \u201cWell may I speak to my wife?\u201d \u201cWell\u2026.she\u2019s in bwith a m\u201d The husband is furious and tells the maid \u201cI want you to go into my desk, get…<\/p>\n