A soldier approached a nun Out of breath he asked, \u201cPlease, may I hide under your skirt.<\/p>\n
I\u2019ll explain later.\u201d The nun agreed\u2026<\/p>\n
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked,<\/p>\n
\u201cSister, have you seen a soldier?\u201d<\/p>\n
The nun replied, \u201cHe went that way.\u201d<\/p>\n
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said,<\/p>\n
\u201cI can\u2019t thank you enough, sister.<\/p>\n
You see, I don\u2019t want to go to Syria.<\/p>\n
\u201d The nun said, \u201cI understand completely.<\/p>\n
\u201d The soldier added, \u201cI hope I\u2019m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!\u201d<\/p>\n
The nun replied, \u201cIf you had looked a little higher,<\/p>\n
you would have seen a great pair of balls\u2026.<\/p>\n
I don\u2019t want to go to Syria either.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A soldier approached a nun Out of breath he asked, \u201cPlease, may I hide under your skirt. I\u2019ll explain later.\u201d The nun agreed\u2026 A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, \u201cSister, have you seen a soldier?\u201d The nun replied, \u201cHe went that way.\u201d After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out…<\/p>\n