{"id":9995,"date":"2024-04-30T09:40:44","date_gmt":"2024-04-30T09:40:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=9995"},"modified":"2024-04-30T09:40:44","modified_gmt":"2024-04-30T09:40:44","slug":"9995","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=9995","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The dad replies, \u201cThose are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.\u201d \u201cCool.\u201d says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, \u201cThen, who are these for?\u201d \u201cThose are for college men,\u201d the dad answers. \u201cTwo for Friday, Two for Saturday, and Two for Sunday.\u201d \u201cWOW!\u201d exclaimed the boy, \u201cThen, who uses THESE?\u201d he asks, picking up a 12-pack. With a sigh, the dad replied, \u201cThose are for married men,\u2026\u201d With a tear in his eye, he continued,\u2026 \u201cOne for January, one for February, one for March\u2026\u2026. \u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The dad replies, \u201cThose are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.\u201d \u201cCool.\u201d says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, \u201cThen, who are these for?\u201d \u201cThose are for college men,\u201d the dad answers. \u201cTwo for Friday, Two for Saturday, and Two for Sunday.\u201d \u201cWOW!\u201d exclaimed&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/?p=9995\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9995"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9995"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9995\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9996,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9995\/revisions\/9996"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9995"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9995"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsx48.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9995"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}