A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned. The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his…
A soldier stationed abroad recently received a letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows: “Dear Jack, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you’ve been gone, and it’s not fair to either of…
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks, “What was that for?” She says, “I found a piece of paper in your pocket with Betty Sue written on it.” He says, “Jeez, honey, remember last…
Some time later and the wife once again dozes off. This time the husband goes to wake her up right as the priest asks: “Who gave their life for our sins?” “JESUS CHRIST” Snapped the wife, once again irked at being awoken by a jab from the husband. The sermon continues and, as is no…
A Husband and Wife are in church listening to a very long and drawn out sermon After quite a bit of time, the wife gets tired and dozes off. The husband notices this and goes to poke her with his finger to wake her up. At the same time, the priest asks a question to…
Once upon a time there was a women that was about to have triplets. In her stomach the babies were talking to each other. The first baby says “I want to be a plumber, because there is so much water in here”. The second baby says “I want to be an electrician because it is…
The woman looked at her shyly and asked is this grandson’s restaurant? The people in the dinning hall began to whisper and giggle. The hostess looked at the woman with a pitiful look you’re right. This is. What do you want madam? Immediately call the administrator! Shouted one of the disgruntled visitors, I booked a…
A poorly dressed woman entered a fancy restaurant. All the customers looked at her with scorn. The woman was wearing a ragged old dress and had a sloppy look. The hostess immediately ran up to her not even trying to hide her disgust. “Madam you have probably mistaken the place for somewhere else.” All she…
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At the start of this video, a young man named Dakota Striplin begins to sing and play guitar with the voice of an angel. A judge immediately turns around her chair and puts her hand on her heart. Suddenly, another judge says, “I need to see what’s going on here” and flips her chair. At…
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You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities, such as scars and so forth.” So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew it after about two seconds. “Now,” he said, “did you notice any distinguishing features about this man ?” The blonde immediately…
