Some time later and the wife once again dozes off. This time the husband goes to wake her up right as the priest asks:

“Who gave their life for our sins?”

“JESUS CHRIST” Snapped the wife, once again 

irked at being awoken by a jab from the husband.

The sermon continues and, as is no surprise, the wife dozes off once more.

Again the husband notices and pokes her to wake her up as the priest asks:

“What did Eve say to Adam after they had their last child?”

“I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU POKE ME WITH THAT THING ONE MORE TIME IM GOING TO TAKE IT AND SNAP IT IN HALF