Little Johnny comes home from school with a black eye

Little Johnny comes home from school with a black eye

Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye.His father sees it and says, “Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?”

“But Dad, it wasn`t my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers.

We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her back.