“That’s right” said the husband, “and don’t you ever forget it. I’m the man who wears the pants in this family.”

With that she flipped him her underwear and said, “Try these on.”
He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps.

“Hell” he said. ”I can’t get into your underwear!”

She replied, “That’s right, and that’s the way it’s going to stay until your attitude changes!