Now, honestly, tell me, is there a minimum age to wear a swimsuit? I know that most of you kind people out there would say, “Hell no, Patsy!” with joy in your hearts. Let me tell you, though: my own daughter-in-law is the one member of this family who appears to have a different perspective!

Now, let me back up a little before you get too worked up. My husband Donald and I, who are both in our late sixties, had just returned from our eagerly anticipated trip to Miami Beach a week before.