But I wasn’t in the mood for jokes.

And then I did something I don’t regret at all. I’m sharing my story in the first comment and hope for your support. 
Continued in the first comment 

I approached him slowly, looking straight into his cheerful eyes.

— Oh, you find this funny?

And I threw the rest of the wedding cake at him. The guests gasped.

He fell silent.

— Now that you’re humiliated like me — we’re even.

— Thank you for showing your true face on the very first day. Now I don’t have to waste my life trying to figure out who you really are.

The divorce will be tomorrow.