The dad replies, “Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.” “Cool.” says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, “Then, who are these for?” “Those are for college men,” the dad answers. “Two for Friday, Two for Saturday, and Two for Sunday.” “WOW!” exclaimed the boy, “Then, who uses THESE?” he asks, picking up a 12-pack. With a sigh, the dad replied, “Those are for married men,…” With a tear in his eye, he continued,… “One for January, one for February, one for March……. ”