“I accidentally stepped on its tail!” the bride shouted, her face twisted with anger.

“Accidentally?” the groom looked her straight in the eyes. “Did you also ‘accidentally’ want to hit him with the bottle?”

The bride was stunned, trying to explain:

“I didn’t realize what I was doing, my hand hurt. It’s all because of the shock.”

The groom knelt next to Roy, who was trembling and pressing his ears down.