Exasperated, she calls the front desk and asks for the manager

The manager says he’ll be right up.

The manager is skeptical but the wife insists the

story is true

“Look, lie here on the bed and you’ll be thrown right to the floor!”she tells him

So he lies down next to the wife

Just then the husband walks in.

“What,” he says, “are you doing here?!”

The manager calmly replies: “Would you believe I’m waiting for a train?”