Two elderly women were having a late lunch and a drink at a local pub one afternoon when Ethel noticed something funny about Mable’s ear and said,
“Mable, did you know you’ve got a suppository in your left ear?”
Mable answered,
“I have? A suppository?” She pulled it out and stared at it.
Then she said,
“Ethel, I’m glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where my hearing aid is.”
–A Housewife Takes A Lover During The Day–
A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.
Not aware that 9-year-old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet.
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